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Taoism: Shit happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening
Zen: Can you hear the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens it is the will of Allah- / take a hostage!
Jehova´s Witnesses: Knock, knock: Shit happens
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn´t
Protestantism: Shit won´t happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to You
Blackism: Motherfuck all this shit
Californianism: Buddy, I tellya, I surf this shit
Rastafarianism: Let´s smoke this shit
Genug Shit. Wo bleibt das Positive, was ist Erfolg?
